Welcome!
"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes." #Error:AuthorIsSuperfluous
"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived."
Henry David Thoreau
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Hello world!
Welcome to Marco Primi's homepage. Currently, I'm a software engineer at Apple Inc..
Other than some personal/contact information, here you can find some of my projects, my cookbook of UNIX snippets and my personal selection of the best of the worst of the intertubes.
Enjoy your stay!
rand() quotes
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila"
"I think; therefore I don't have access to the level where I sum"
"Problems worthy of attack
prove their worth by hitting back"
"For every problem there is a solution which is simple, clean and wrong."
"To Err is Human, to Arr is Pirate"
"Happy is the man who can understand why things happen"
"I always knew that a geek would make a great husband"
Dennie L. van Tassel, A Programmer's Lament:
"I really hate this damned machine;
I wish that they would sell it.
It never does quite what I want
But only what I tell it."
"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it-Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!"
"Theory is the general, experiments are the soldiers"
"If you're not living on the edge, then you're taking up too much space."
"Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked"
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
Ethan
Hypothesis for sufficiently advanced read/write technology:
"If there's no Pr0n, the tool doesn't work.
If there's no activist, it doesn't work well."
"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all the progress depends on the unreasonable man"
"Will robots inherit the earth? Yes, but they will be our children"
"Time is what prevents everything from happening at once. Space is what prevents everything from happening to me!"
"For between true Science and erroneous Doctrines, Ignorance is in the middle"
Thanks to...
... punksafetypin for the brush used in the background
...Aarono Ovadia for the RSS icon used in the cookbook
... Free CSS Templates for some inspirations